Some Relationship Advice…

Some days, a girl just wants to feel like a majestic rainbow/swirly lollipop, so this Mara Hoffman dress is perfect for those moments. I love it…

On Chambray, Hangovers & Netflix

Yes, we’re almost in the dead of winter. And yes, I’m wearing chambray (gasp!) pants. While this may be a brazen an act of fashion…

Allow Me To Share One of My Greatest Pet Peeves …

You know what drives me utterly insane in the membrane?  Duh, of course you do. I just hate it when I ask someone, “OMG, I…

Summer Plans: Grow A Butt

I borrowed this fierce LBD from my sister, so thanks, sissy! You see, my sisters and I will all agree that we were born without asses…

And Now For A Mental Health Checkup…

I’m jumping for joy, freaks! Those of you who follow me on SnapChat (@MariaTettamanti) know that I’ve been working out 5 days a week with…

Workin’ My Flab Into FAB

We need to talk about working out because I’ve become one of those annoying people that utters stupid things to their friends like, “Sugar and…

Home Freeeeeee

Hola, amigos! These pics were snapped in my uber tropical backyard in Miami and let me tell you — after 4 swift days in Milan,…