Summer Plans: Grow A Butt

maria tettamanti

miami fashion blogger

maria tettamanti


miami fashion blog

I borrowed this fierce LBD from my sister, so thanks, sissy! You see, my sisters and I will all agree that we were born without asses (which is weird, because we’re Greek). Our butts are much like ironing boards…flat. Sigh. With this said, I’ve been squatting like it’s hot during my workouts. I’m seeing a minor improvement but have accepted to fact that I’ll never be a Kardashian, which I suppose is a good thing.

Ok, let’s talk about something else because it’s against my religion to dedicate an entire post to the physical properties of my posterior. Wait, it’s not. Whatever. I’m on a bona fide quest for a gorgeous gluteus maximus…so judge! Things could be worse, you know. I could be on a mission for meth. SO THERE.

Anyhoo, I just got back from a short trip to New York (which didn’t help the consistency of my tush, by the way) with the family where we got to explore the City That Never Sleeps with my kids. It was my son’s first time there and he simply couldn’t get over the dizzying lights of Times Square, the endless sea of high-rises and the boundless street meat vendors. Seeing the Big Apple through his eyes was entertaining, to say the least!

{Nookie dress (on sale!), M2Malletier handbag (on sale!), Aquazzura heels, Céline sunnies, Earrings and necklace c/o Taudrey, Bulgari ring, Lorriane Schwartz evil eye bracelet, Cartier bracelet}

Photos by Karla Garcia

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  1. Vivian
    June 29, 2016 / 5:11 pm


  2. Tanya
    June 29, 2016 / 8:41 pm

    That headline. Lol

  3. Ronnie
    June 30, 2016 / 2:53 pm

    Damn, Gina!!!!

  4. Seba
    July 2, 2016 / 10:21 am


  5. AMY
    July 14, 2016 / 3:02 pm

    HELLO TO THE GIRLS!!!!! Looking good.

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