New IT Jeans Alert!

BASIC BITCH ALERT: I wear jeans all the time. Like, it’s a “problem.” Parent’s night out? I’ll reach for jeans. Fancy dinner with the husband?…

Pablo Escobar, Python & Prints

FREAKS! I’ve been DYING to debut this sick skirt and python bag on my blog and I finally got my shit together and…TADA! Okay, as for…

All White, All White, All RIGHT!

  Hi fellow freak-a-leeks! I’m in the frantic throes of packing for a jaunt to Bimini, Bahamas but wanted to squeeze in one post while…

Happy Hour with my Homegirls

  This Greek girl can guzzle Grecian grub (alliteration, people!) much like Joey Chestnut at a Nathan’s Famous Hotdog competitive eating contest. For reals. So…

Summer Plans: Grow A Butt

I borrowed this fierce LBD from my sister, so thanks, sissy! You see, my sisters and I will all agree that we were born without asses…

I Drank the White Sneaker Kool-Aid

So I did it. I drank the white sneaker Kool-Aid. It took me a while to warm up to this Cool Girl trend, but decided to…

Workin’ My Flab Into FAB

We need to talk about working out because I’ve become one of those annoying people that utters stupid things to their friends like, “Sugar and…