You NEED These Jeans

Freaks! If you don’t know about L’AGENCE jeans, well, you better listen up because these jeans are LIT. I know, I sound like a Kardashian when…

Allow Me To Share One of My …

You know what drives me utterly insane in the membrane?  Duh, of course you do. I just hate it when I ask someone, “OMG, I…

Tada! My First Briefcase

  Last week, I had a business meeting and realized…I didn’t own a cool briefcase! I schlepped to said meeting with my laptop in a dated…

Summer Plans: Grow A Butt

I borrowed this fierce LBD from my sister, so thanks, sissy! You see, my sisters and I will all agree that we were born without asses…

Jersey Shore, Baby!

Greetings from the great Garden State! The kids and I are spending a week here visiting my parents in my hometown of Victorian Cape May, New…

Fast Cars & Fierce Shoes

Fast cars and fierce shoes go together like email spam and my mama opening it! So for my Audi Q7 collab with THE COLLECTION and World…

Mama’s Gotta New Bag!

  Dudes. Sorry I’ve been slacking on updating le blog but I’d rather not write at all than give you crap text because I feel…