Allow Me To Share One of My Greatest Pet Peeves With You

You know what drives me utterly insane in the membrane? 

Duh, of course you do.

I just hate it when I ask someone, “OMG, I love your dress! Where did you get it!?”

And the answer is a blatant lie along the lines of: “It’s vintage,” or “This old thing? I don’t know.”

Um, LIES. Girl! You know where it’s from! You just don’t want to share the 411, and that’s shady in my book. So why am I divulging this grievance? I asked that exact question when I spotted the evil eye clutch featured in this post. I spotted it on a lady a while ago and when I implored her, “Where did you get it!?” I was answered with a serious case of resting bitch face and a solid, “I have no clue.”

Again, fiction! Deceit! A guile! A whopper of a fib!

Instinctively, I fired up my laptop the nanosecond I got home, searched evil eye clutch and — poof! — I scored it off some rand-o (that’s short for “random,” natch) website like the super-duper-shopper-boss-woman I am. DID I MENTION IT’S ONLY $23? That’s, like, the deal of the millennium. 

So ladies and gents, share the love. No sense in hiding the truth! Your fabrication will be unveiled with this wonderful little thing called Google.

{Dress c/o Ramy Brook (on sale!), Heels by Aquazzura, earrings & necklace c/o Taudrey, sunnies by Céline (on sale!), clutch from Nima Handbags}

 Photos by Karla Garcia