Summer’s Over… Now What?

Among the things totally bumming me out (Hurricane Harvey’s devastation, the current scary state of our Universe, Madonna’s overuse of facial fillers, my fading tan,…

7 Summer Updates

I’m ba-ack. From my two-week stay on the Jersey Shore and New York, that is. Here are some highlights from my trip in no particular…

Pom Poms & Evil Eyes

I’m not sure what I love more about this ensemble: The pom pom details or the sequin-y evil eye situation on my handbag. Either way,…

Having a Leg Moment

Please hold while I have an Angelina–Jolie-at-the-Oscars-leg moment in this dress. Ha! Even that makes me laugh out loud. Which begs the question: I wonder…

Summer Plans: Grow A Butt

I borrowed this fierce LBD from my sister, so thanks, sissy! You see, my sisters and I will all agree that we were born without asses…

Workin’ My Flab Into FAB

We need to talk about working out because I’ve become one of those annoying people that utters stupid things to their friends like, “Sugar and…

If Wearing My Fur Coat to Morning Drop-Off Is Wrong, …

FINALLY! It’s like the Lord is answering my prayers and he affably graced Miami with some cooler temps.  Can I get a, “Hallelujah”? With this…