7 Summer Updates

I’m ba-ack. From my two-week stay on the Jersey Shore and New York, that is. Here are some highlights from my trip in no particular order:

  1. After obsessing and Instagram stalking the gourmet raw edible cookie dough restaurant, Do, I was finally able to sink my teeth into this New York-based foodie phenom. The batter is ridiculously delicious and lives up to the hype. There is, however, a 3-hour line so be a smart cookie (pun, people!) like me and get there at 9:45 a.m. and wait only 15 minutes like a boss.
  2. My brother gifted me a $48 bar of soap from Le Labo and while it’s effing preposterous a $48 bar of even soap exists, well, this soap is so yummily scented, milky and bubbly, I can’t believe I’ve survived thus far without it in my life. Trust me.
  3. Despicable Me 3 was downright stupid. Aside from the a spate of ’80s throwbacks, I kinda sorta hated it. My kids? They loved it. But they also have an affinity for black licorice and Dora The Explorer so you do the math.  
  4. SHAMELESS PLUG: I started an Instagram page for my parents’ hotel, so please follow them over at @lamerbeachfrontinn because I SAID SO. 
  5. I got another ear piercing at the Maria Tash piercing parlor! Can you say, “mid-life crisis game so strong”? 
  6. I missed our new guinea pig, Cookie Dough Ice Cream, BIG TIME while we were away. I cannot get over the fact I’m weirdly infatuated with a spotted rodent.
  7. It is so hot in Miami right now, it feels as though we reside inside the devil’s ass crack. This has nothing to do with my trip but I had to get that off my (sweaty) chest!

Photos by Karla Garcia

1 Comment

  1. Tanya
    July 3, 2017 / 3:03 pm

    Love this muumuu

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