It Was a Helluva Week

Oh. My. God. So I wrote my last post prior to Hurricane Irma‘s descent upon Miami and let me tell you… the aftermath was not…

My Hurricane Irma Experience…

Freaks! I’m anxiously awaiting the arrival of that bitch Hurricane Irma. Yes, I live in Miami. And yes, my family and I decided to hunker…

Summer’s Over… Now What?

Among the things totally bumming me out (Hurricane Harvey’s devastation, the current scary state of our Universe, Madonna’s overuse of facial fillers, my fading tan,…

OMG… Who What Wear Likes Me!

Oh-ma-gawd. I’m freaking out! Why? I was just cooking up a batch of gluten-free turkey meatballs and my friend and fellow blogger Danie tells me…

God Listens: Barneys Coming to the 305

Well-heeled shoppers, prepare to lose your Louboutins over this shopping update from swanky Bal Harbour Shops. #Trust. Yes, the luxe open-air mall for those with…

So Good, Makes Me Wanna Smack Yo Mama

—- Growing up, my fave dish was my mom’s Greek stuffed peppers. And it still remains the meal nearest and dearest to my heart because…

The Greek Gwyneth Paltrow, Ya’ll

I always joke on my Instagram stories (if you don’t follow, you’re missing it) that I’m the “Greek Gwyneth Paltrow.” I know, I know, I…