Sorry… Another Leopard Dress!

I know what you’re thinking… ANOTHER DAMN LEOPARD SKIRT? Yeah, yeah, yeah… BUT THIS ONE IS FUCHSIA. I dig all things pink. Sue me! Anyhoo,…

$12.99 Are ya Outta Your Mind?!

I wore this leopard dress to afternoon pickup yesterday and the kids called it “weird” and “pajama-y” so naturally I pulled over the car like…

On Radical Change

The weather in Miami has been hotter than Brad Pitt in Fight Club or rainier than any given day in Seattle. Totally bipolar! Anyhoo, I…

Like a BOSS

Anyone who really knows me — knows that I don’t traipse around town in sky-high heels and fancy couture. Since becoming a mom 11 years…

Stay Lit

I feel like my life has finally normalized (whatever that means) since Hurricane Irma. Praise sweet baby Jesus! The kids are back in school, we…

On Swamp Ass and Global Warming

Global warming is real, people. Those of us in Miami — and all the way up the East coast have been experiencing an abnormally toasty…

Goal Digger

{Sweat shirt c/o Bow and Drape, Ray-Ban aviators, One Teaspoon shorts, Balenciaga handbag, Golden Goose sneakers (on sale!)} Ehr-Ma-Gawd. Don’t you just die for this Bow…