Tree Whiz

{Before} {Tada! After.} Allow me to state the obvious — my living room in the “before” shot was a tad cold and insane asylum-esque minimalist.…

Unbeweavable Makeup and Hurrrrr

{The Wordy Girl 2.0} {Alice + Olivia top, Citizens of Humanity jeans, Chanel shoes, Claire Vivier clutch, Brilliance New York extensions} {Chanel shoe-icide, Essie polish…

Long Live Mcqueen

{Alexander McQueen Skull Ring available here} Show me a ring comprised of a skull, bumblebee and bling AND big enough to punch a predator (if…

Read This: Gone Girl

{Collins Bridge glasses, Sesame Street coloring book} Don’t I look insta smartypants in my new Collins Bridge specs? Duh. Of course I do. Just slap…

How Facebook (Kinda) Saved My Life

  {My daughter and I at work} When I created my Facebook profile just a few years back, I happily typed in my religious views:…

Give It Away Give It Away Give It Away Now

{This Amorium Jewelry blue skull ring and drop hand bracelet could be yours — ding ding ding!} Sound the giveaway alarm…the kind folk over at…

Roast In Peace

{For shits and giggles, print this picture out and look at it when you need a good chuckle} Tan Mom (are you there? It’s me,…