Sayonara, Body Hair

{Buh-bye hair! Thanks to DermaClinic Laser in Downtown Miami}

{LOVE this rug in the reception area! Wearing my new fave Aquazzura flats}

A couple of years ago, I gave laser hair removal a try (because we Greek chicks are hairy MoFos) but the sheer pain and torture of the process — I swear I saw stars and flinched in agony whenever I got zapped! —  had me quitting in defeat after the third session. What a wuss, I know.

So when the folks at DermaClinic Laser (located at 175 S.W. 7th Street, Suite 1708, Downtown Miami) reached out and offered me complimentary laser hair removal sessions, well, I almost replied with an honest “Thanks, but torture isn’t my sorta thing” response. But when I read that this particular machine, the Alma Soprano Ice Laser offers pain free (yes, zero suffering!) and effective results, I was all like, “This may be the greatest thing since the invention of Joy Mangano huggable hangers.”

As you can expect, I walked into my first appointment with much trepidation (my mama taught me to never believe everything I read). So when I stripped down to my lace Hanky Pankies and the laser hit my skin, well, I squealed in sheer delight — because it didn’t hurt a smidge! And yes, I already see that my hair is growing back waaaaaaay more slowly as results are visible from the first treatment with a reduction of 60% of the hair, and in 6 to 10 sessions at intervals of 30 days, your hair will be permanently removed. 

VICTORY IS OURS, MY FELLOW HAIRY PEOPLE!

And here’s the good news for you: Mention my name (TheWordyGirl.com) when booking your first DermaClinic Laser appointment (call  (786) 539-4905) and you will receive one FREE laser hair removal session so you can try the virtually pain-free machine. 

Happy Holidays!