Mid-Life Crisis Game So Strong

On a scale from 1 to 10, I’d say I’ve been taking this whole mid-life-crisis curveball at a steady 7. And by 7, I mean…

On Abs & Texas Tuxedos

For whatever reason, I’m one of those people who was gifted a pot belly (which my father lovingly called “Buddha-ish”) and abdominals with the strength…

All. The. Designer. Merch. On. Sale.

If you have champagne dreams but find yourself on a beer budget, this post is for you. The legendary Gilt City Warehouse Sale takes place…

A Little Bit of NYFW in Miami Beach

Join my one of my fashion faves, Club Monaco, this Thursday, Feb. 16 at 6 p.m. The 411? Peep their New York Fashion Week collection, enjoy…

A Hello Kitty Food Truck Exists

THIS RIDICULOUSLY AMAZING NEWS JUST IN, KIDS: A Hello Kitty food truck exists and it’s rolling into the 305. The appearance will take place Saturday,…

Make America Gaga Again

It’s been a while since I shared a stream of consciousness-type post with you all so here goes. Basically, here are weird/random/superficial/ridiculous/obnoxious thoughts that have…

Win a Clarisonic Mia Fit!

Freaks! This giveaway is a gooood one. Pinky swear! You see, my nighttime beauty routine always involves my Clarisonic device (it sloughs dirt and makeup…