On Cookie Butter and Other Evil Things

Maria Tettamanti

{Mara Hoffman dress, Valentino heels, Moschino handbag, Vita Fede bracelet, Céline sunnies}

Maria Tettamanti

Hair extensions

maria tettamanti

mara hoffman dress 

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miami fashion blogger

This is dress is b-a-n-a-n-a-s. So is my spray tan here. And the hair extensions are on fleek, too. Okay, now that that’s out of the way, how the hell are you freaks doing?

All is well in these parts. “Season” (Read: the time of year where booze, parties and other shady shit are rampant) is revving up here in Miami so I’ve been building up my party attire. I’ve also been working on my fitness and found myself hitting the reformer ON A SATURDAY which led me to wonder, “Who the hell am I?!” Yep, I packed up the kids and brought them to the Pilates studio because my time would have been otherwise spent:

  1. Watching a Dateline marathon. 
  2. Eating items such as (and not limited to): Speculoos cookie butter straight from the jar like a legitimate piglet, Voortman sugar wafers and Cape Cod salt and vinegar-flavored chips.
  3. Aimlessly wandering the aisles of Target.

So I’m happy I hit the studio in lieu of the above trilogy of shame and gluttony.

Photos by Emma del Rey

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12 Comments

  1. Cristina
    October 19, 2015 / 1:04 pm

    Try the speculoos Ben and jerry ice cream

  2. samantha
    October 20, 2015 / 10:40 am

    Don’t you think you are a bit old for such a long hair? looks like a wannabe teenager

    • The Wordy Girl
      Author
      October 21, 2015 / 8:27 am

      Please take your nasty attitude elsewhere. THANKS

  3. Andrea C
    October 20, 2015 / 12:30 pm

    Voortmans sugar cookies ?? – the best!

  4. Cristy
    October 21, 2015 / 11:18 am

    Samantha, you’re a bully. You should be ashamed of yourself!

  5. Seba
    October 22, 2015 / 8:51 am

    Samantha, GET A LIFE. Being an internet troll is the lowest of the low.

  6. Jessica
    October 22, 2015 / 3:22 pm

    Love this look, head to toe! umm, totes getting this dress. Thanks for making scouting awesome pieces so easy! xo!

  7. October 24, 2015 / 6:12 pm

    Work, work, work!!
    This is such a hot look on you and your hair is the envy of every girl around…trust!
    Loved seeing you so much this week!

    XOXO

  8. Christina
    October 26, 2015 / 7:27 am

    U look amazing… And Samantha needs a tutorial on what’s hot! ….and your it.

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