What Not To Wear To Miami Swim Week
{Sweat stains and Swim Week go together like Kim and Kanye} “Babe, this is crazy. I’m sweating like a billy goat,” my husband tells me…
Pachyderms and Pantene Hair
{Anthropologie dress and belt, Tkees flip flops} {My desperate attempt at filming a Pantene commercial} {Lorraine Schwartz evil eye bracelet, Ippolita ring, Anthropologie belt} This…
Unbeweavable Makeup and Hurrrrr
{The Wordy Girl 2.0} {Alice + Olivia top, Citizens of Humanity jeans, Chanel shoes, Claire Vivier clutch, Brilliance New York extensions} {Chanel shoe-icide, Essie polish…
Long Live Mcqueen
{Alexander McQueen Skull Ring available here} Show me a ring comprised of a skull, bumblebee and bling AND big enough to punch a predator (if…
Roast In Peace
{For shits and giggles, print this picture out and look at it when you need a good chuckle} Tan Mom (are you there? It’s me,…
Garnier Greener Tour Coming To Miami!
{Get Garnier, give back, total win-win} If there’s anything that kissable Kermit the Frog taught us it’s this: It’s good to be green. So it’s…
Aloha, Leopard Muumuu
{Vix coverup, Urban Outfitters hat, Ray-Bun sunnies} What is it with me and leopard prints? We go together like Karl Lagerfeld and leather gloves. Lindsay…
