Beauty, Blooms & 10 Simple Pleasures

Peonies and dummy-proof beauty goods: These are a few of my favorite things. It’s been a while since I posted my latest beauty obsessions so…

Denim Shorts & Deep Thoughts

It’s just too dang hot outside! This heat here in Miami has been brutal, which leaves me no recourse than to sweat like a whore…

Diving Into Swim Week

Barely-there bikinis, deep-golden spray tans, taut models — oh my! —Swim Week returns this weekend. For those of you not-in-the-know,  Swim Week is the premiere…

Summer Musings

I am loving the over-the-shoulder trend…namely because I’m able to pull off not wearing a bra with them. Ah, the perks (pun intended) of boasting…

Summer Plans: Grow A Butt

I borrowed this fierce LBD from my sister, so thanks, sissy! You see, my sisters and I will all agree that we were born without asses…

I Turned My Kids’ Baby Teeth into Charms

Every parent has their own unique ways of celebrating their child’s first major life milestones. Some throw parties, some print out certificates, and some buy…

And Now For A Mental Health Checkup…

I’m jumping for joy, freaks! Those of you who follow me on SnapChat (@MariaTettamanti) know that I’ve been working out 5 days a week with…