Found! The All-Time Best Boyfriend Jeans

{One Teaspoon “Awesome” distressed jeans available here, Parker blouse, Valentino Rockstuds available here, Louis Vuitton Noefull MM handbag, Céline sunnies}

{Ombré is out, balayage is in}

A true sybarite, I’ve been on a mission for the perfect:

1) Boyfriend jean

2) Moto jacket

3) Mental sanity (the cessation of global warming has a better chance at success seeing as  I have small children)

And I’m pleased to announce I’ve knocked No. 1 off my list with these baddies by — drum roll, please — Aussie label One Teaspoon. Yes, I’ve searched high and low for a not-too-slouchy-and-still-sexy distressed pair of dungarees and felt it was my civic duty to share this gem with you because I’m good like that.

But the most edgy-yet-ridiculously-soft leather moto jacket still eludes me and IT’S KILLING ME. It’s killing me as bad as the abominable feeling that my days with Walter White are down to a mere five episodes. I mean, what am I going to do without Breaking Bad in my life? Tragic, I tell you. Last night’s episode was b-a-n-a-n-a-s and I’m still trying to decipher what happens next. Is Hank going to experience an untimely death? Will Saul be disbarred? Is Walter going to consume the smuggled ricin?  And here I go again, off on a tangent. My bad. I blame my self-diagnosed ADD.

I’m currently coveting a few moto jackets — but am trigger shy. Being the psychotically psycho gal I am, I always find something “wrong” with  them, you know what I mean? So if you have any out-of-this-world moto jacket ideas, send ’em my way.

In the meantime, these beyond boyfriend jeans should tide me over.