You know this goofy pose I’m in right here? It shouts, “Hey, watch out Wynwood, this is what The Wordy Girl is rocking Valentine’s Day 2012.” Sure, 99 percent of the U.S. population has an aversion to this Hallmark occasion but moi? I see it as yet another opportunity to get dolled up and eat like it’s nobody’s business (another fave pastime of mine). My sister Vas photographed me in this Miami-designer Alexis outfit right before we left for Vail and I’m thinking it’s the perfect come-kiss-me-you-foolish-fool ensemble. While I probably won’t be going anywhere on actual Valentine’s Day — I’m highly allergic to prix fixe menus and masses — we’ll most likely dine at one our Miami usuals like Michy’s, Philippe or Joe’s. Or Smashburger or Sir Pizza — we don’t discriminate (put I’ll be wearing jeans and a tee instead, natch). Either way, I’ll get gussied up for the husband of 9 years because he deserves it. SHAMELESS NOTE TO THE HUBBY: Mama needs a new handbag. I mean, don’t we all really?