Dear Helmut Lang,
Your use of drapery is bar none.
Your breathable jersey fabric offers a welcome reprieve from the blistery sun.
Your dresses hug me in all the right places.
And whenever I wear one of your pieces, they light up people’s faces.
I wore your resort collection throughout my entire trip to Argentina.
What other word rhymes with “Argentina”?
While this is the most ratchet admission of love ever written…
It’s imperative you know I adore you and remain unequivocally smitten.