Black Tie Vibez


bgbg dress

acrylic clutch

maria tettamanti


bcbg dress

the vagabond hotel

Wazzup, cyber children? The family and I just got back from spending Easter weekend in North Carolina where I literally ate my weight in biscuits smothered in gravy (and other cellulite-inducing ingredients like sausage and FRIED BOLOGNA — yeah, that’s a thing, apparently). It was a really special Spring Break because my mom, dad, Uncle Bill, cousins, nephews and nieces joined us for the vacation. The gentlemen golfed. The ladies spa-ed and clocked in some serious couch time. And the kids were left to their own devices such as eating Peeps until they were high as kites on sugar. Good times!

This week in Miami is a pretty chill one for me. As for today, I super stoked because my dear friend Nikki Novo is coming over to give me an energy reading. I’m excited. And nervous as shit.

Like, what if she tells me some spirit from the other side says I’m going to die due to my unhealthy obsession with Chipotle burrito bowls? What if my irrational fear of Lilliputian-sized Smart Cars is actually rational because I’m doomed to be crushed by one while crossing the street to a Chipotle in the near future? What if Nikki is able to forsee the grand finale of Game of Thrones? Hold up! Like, what if Nikki senses I’m teetering on the brink of insanity? Oh, wait. She already knows that juicy tidbit about me. Doh!

I’ll be sure to share what happens with that hot mess. In the meantime, I bought this BCBG dress just in case a gala or fancy schmancy wedding pops up because the fit and fabric is fuegoooooo. As for my fleeeeek hair (thx for the expert color Sheenon at Atma Beauty) — looks so good it could win a nobel peace prize! Are you feeling my black tie vibez?

{BCBGMaxAzria gown, Edie Parker clutch, Céline sunnies, tassel earrings c/o Taudrey}

Photos by Karla Garcia

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  1. March 31, 2016 / 9:10 am

    Definitely feeling the black tie vibe! Very fierce and the simple shoe is a great fit #CONSIDERMEINSPIRED

  2. March 31, 2016 / 11:44 am

    You are soooooo FUNNY! And gorgeous to boot!!!! I am going make sure Massi invites you over for lunch while I’m in Miami this summer. We need tohave some vino together! XOXO

  3. Vivian
    March 31, 2016 / 11:58 am

    That HAIR

  4. Cristina
    April 2, 2016 / 2:01 pm


  5. April 4, 2016 / 2:58 pm

    This dress is AMAZING along with the hair! Does it for well enough for a bra to be skipped without having to duck tape any body parts to stay still? ?

  6. April 4, 2016 / 8:45 pm

    I am feeling your hair!!!! It looks so amazing. Also ew Maria, here do you even find Chipotle around here.


  7. shilpi
    April 20, 2016 / 11:27 pm

    You look SPLENDID. The entire ensemble compliments you so much.

  8. Denise Galvez
    April 27, 2016 / 11:43 am

    LOVE that dress. I could never wear that but you rocked it girl.

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