Andy Cohen Coming to Miami!

And in today’s “mazel” department I’ve got BIG NEWS pee-poll: Andy Cohen is coming to Miami on May 17 at 8 p.m. at Books & Books Coral Gables for an appearance. Bloop! (Say that last line like NeNe Leakes would.) You don’t need a ticket to get in, just come early. This news is HUGE. It makes my heart sing a Jack Johnson song. It makes me want to run to the nearest mountain (a sand dune on SoBe, perhaps?) and SCREAM to my fellow Bravo buffs that ANDY COHEN WILL BE HERE IN THE BREATHING FLESH. Like, the REAL Andy Cohen. Like, not on le tee-vee in the Bravo Clubhouse Andy Cohen. And not some creepy Madame Tussuads wax figure, either. He will be alive.

Ok, I’m bordering on Buffalo Bill creepiness. My apologies. Anyhoo, if you, too, want to meet the man behind the intellectually stimulating Real Housewives franchise, hit up Books & Books in the Gables for his free personal appearance. Andy will be chatting about his new book Most Talkative, will profess his undying love for The Wordy Girl and possibly propose marraige to moi — even if he’s gay. I may have made some of that up. It happens.

{Andy’s book. You know I’m reading this dishy tome.}

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