Psst: I have a confession. Whenever I see a woman with jacked-up toenails (you know the look — long, uneven and yellow-hued nails), I A) Mentally give them the stankeye and B) Subliminally message them to get a pedi ASAP. In other words, I stay quiet and nice as pie but am secretly cringing inside like those creepy Gremlins do when they get wet. Or eat pizza past 12. Which one is it again?
I like to keep my piggies polished in fun colors. Pictured here is Essie’s Mod Squad — one of my summer faves. So please, as the weather heats up and you find yourself wearing Havaianas from dawn till dusk, get your feet did. Because no one likes Barney Rubble feet. Not even Betty Rubble.
