Bon Jour, St. Barths

Bon jour, freaks and fellow psychopaths! This B is back from a sexy vacation in St. Barths where we stayed at the chi chi von fancy hotel (read: five star), Cheval Blanc. It was my third time visiting the island, but my first experience at Cheval Blanc. It’s a Louis Vuitton property so words obviously cannot exactly express how over-the-top fab this tiny slice of heaven is, but let’s just say I wanted to smuggle the ridiculously luxe bedding and an adorable mini Moke car upon departure — but I’m a classy broad and refrained from doing so, natch.

Highlights from the trip include:

  1. Harassing my husband to no end on my Instagram stories
  2. Feeding the free-roaming turtles hibiscus flowers
  3. Sleeping in past 7 a.m. and not having to deal with “adulting”
  4. Finishing my latest read, The Accidental Princess
  5. Sleeping in past 7 a.m.
  6. Indulging in a deep-tissue massage in the Caribbean’s only Guerlain spa #blessed
  7. Discovering my new favorite rosé, Miraval, and imbibing it as though my life depended on it for sustenance
  8. Just “being” with my husband. Alone. Imagine them apples!

{Sincerely Jules dress, Hermès sandals, Martin Pescador fedora, Sophie Anderson bag}

1 Comment

  1. Lana
    July 24, 2017 / 10:02 am

    Dying to go there!

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