Sheer Jean-ius Happenings

J Brand, Frank & Eileen, Maria Tettamanti

{J Brand jeans & Frank & Eileen shirt c/o Tupelo Honey, Chanel boy bag, Maison Michel Paris fedora c/o Harper’s BAZAAR @ Art Basel, Christian Louboutin Very Prive heels, Céline sunnies, Delfina Delettrez earring}

soho beach house

Michel Mason fedora

Maria Tettamanti

I just wrapped up a fun-filled week of Art Basel-ing (yes, it’s now a verb) and this year I finagled my agenda BIG TIME. And by BIG TIME, I mean I only attended two daytime events (one for Henri Bendel and the other for Harper’s BAZAAR) and decided to focus on the very point of the prestigious event: the actual art fairs. I mean, what a concept, right? Right-o.

One day, I took my mom and dad to Art Miami and Context and let’s just say — may you never know the awkwardness of perusing an art fair with 324 penis-centric art pieces with your 76-year-old father. Talk about cringe-worthy. The next day, the husband and I chowed down on some Argentine bbq at Faena Miami Beach where I almost punched some asshole in the nuts for telling me, “Art Basel is no place for children.” WHO SAYS THAT? He’s damn lucky I was merrily 2 champagnes deep and in no mood to cut a betch.

This week’s agenda? Well, Tupelo Honey (my go-to for luxe jeans and basics) is having a party featuring J Brand, Feel the Piece and Frank & Eileen at their Aventura boutique (Town Center Aventura, 18785 NE Biscayne Blvd, Aventura) on Thursday, Dec. 11th from 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. The feel-good factor? A portion of the proceeds from the event will be donated to Thumbs Up. No RSVP is necessary and you’re invited, mmkay?

 Photos by Emma del Rey


  1. Cristina
    December 8, 2014 / 8:15 am

    That bag.

  2. Fofo
    December 8, 2014 / 11:27 am

    You look fabulous . I love the hat and the jeans .

  3. December 9, 2014 / 3:25 pm

    Love this entire look!!
    And I own the same shoes…and honestly, they’re part of my comfy pairs…
    Platform for the win!

    Happy feet, happy me!


  4. December 15, 2014 / 9:36 pm

    Gosh, ya always killin’ it Maria 🙂

    Love it!!!


  5. Seba
    December 29, 2014 / 8:20 pm

    Mi esposa linda

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