Gwyneth Paltrow is Coming to Miami!

From jade eggs to vaginal steaming to anal sex to “conscious uncoupling” — Gwyneth Paltrow consistently imparts unsolicited (Read: awesome) advice via her website Goop.

Lucky for those of us in Miami, the multi-hyphenate mogul is making a  rare open-to-the-public appearance (yes, in IRL!) at the Goop Gift pop this Friday, Dec. 15 from 3 to 4 p.m.

AND I AM HERE FOR IT.

Yes, swing by the Paltrow’s positively pink Design District pop-up shop located at 151 NE 41st St., Suite 127 and rub elbows with the actress/author/businesswoman. While you’re there, peruse her handpicked holiday gift selection which includes books, non-toxic beauty goodies, pipes, baby Christian Louboutins, dietary supplements and dog bowls.

And, affirmative, the infamous jade eggs are up for keeps. You’ll find them sitting pretty near the dainty vibrator selection. You’re welcome.

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