Let Me Teach You How to Wordy

{The Wordy Girl gets low low low low low}

This week was a complete wash thanks to a 5-day long fever. To be completely honest, I felt like poo squared. It was so NOT a good look. Being confined to my sofa swathed in sweat left me grappling for health and happiness in a place where I was nowhere near health and happiness’ zip code, if you know what I mean.

So when I started feeling like my semi-usual, uppity, zany self today, I did a little jig (think gnamgnam style-meets-dougie-meets-twerking) in the streets just for you freaks. I wore this murdered-out look to a Saks Dadeland blogger event where my rhinestone spike necklace garnered many oohs and ahhs. Personally, I think my really really ridiculously bad dance moves warrant more praise.

{BCBG Max Azria leather-sleeved blazer, Alexis tank, Free People lingerie shorts, Chanel booties, Clare Vivier clutch, Lola James Jewelry necklace}

{Clare Vivier clutch, Mia Jewels ring, Impress press-on nails}

{Ok, I’ll stop with the dancey-dance and pose for you}