Diving Into Swim Week

Barely-there bikinis, deep-golden spray tans, taut models — oh my! —Swim Week returns this weekend. For those of you not-in-the-know,  Swim Week is the premiere…

Summer Musings

I am loving the over-the-shoulder trend…namely because I’m able to pull off not wearing a bra with them. Ah, the perks (pun intended) of boasting…

Summer Plans: Grow A Butt

I borrowed this fierce LBD from my sister, so thanks, sissy! You see, my sisters and I will all agree that we were born without asses…

I Turned My Kids’ Baby Teeth into Charms

Every parent has their own unique ways of celebrating their child’s first major life milestones. Some throw parties, some print out certificates, and some buy…

And Now For A Mental Health Checkup…

I’m jumping for joy, freaks! Those of you who follow me on SnapChat (@MariaTettamanti) know that I’ve been working out 5 days a week with…

I Love the ’90s

  I’m am serving you some serious ’90s vibes here, freaks. I gotta say, I’m loving the return of 1990s trends — like berry-stained lips,…

Buh-Bye, Hair!

We Greek chicks are hairy MoFos so laser hair removal is a MUST in my life. So where do I go for painless (yes, painless!)…