I Turned My Kids’ Baby Teeth into Charms

Every parent has their own unique ways of celebrating their child’s first major life milestones. Some throw parties, some print out certificates, and some buy…

And Now For A Mental Health Checkup…

I’m jumping for joy, freaks! Those of you who follow me on SnapChat (@MariaTettamanti) know that I’ve been working out 5 days a week with…

I Love the ’90s

  I’m am serving you some serious ’90s vibes here, freaks. I gotta say, I’m loving the return of 1990s trends — like berry-stained lips,…

Buh-Bye, Hair!

We Greek chicks are hairy MoFos so laser hair removal is a MUST in my life. So where do I go for painless (yes, painless!)…

I Drank the White Sneaker Kool-Aid

So I did it. I drank the white sneaker Kool-Aid. It took me a while to warm up to this Cool Girl trend, but decided to…

On the Way to Cape May…

  Hey, freaks! I’m heading to my hometown of Cape May, New Jersey today and I’m so stoked. I miss my mama, dad, sister and…

You Down with OCD? Yeah, You Know Me

Do any of you heathens get psychotically psychotic with a certain outfit? I know I certainly do. I get OCD with clothing/accessories much like germaphobes…