Summer Plans: Grow A Butt

I borrowed this fierce LBD from my sister, so thanks, sissy! You see, my sisters and I will all agree that we were born without asses…

And Now For A Mental Health Checkup…

I’m jumping for joy, freaks! Those of you who follow me on SnapChat (@MariaTettamanti) know that I’ve been working out 5 days a week with…

I Love the ’90s

  I’m am serving you some serious ’90s vibes here, freaks. I gotta say, I’m loving the return of 1990s trends — like berry-stained lips,…

I Drank the White Sneaker Kool-Aid

So I did it. I drank the white sneaker Kool-Aid. It took me a while to warm up to this Cool Girl trend, but decided to…

On the Way to Cape May…

  Hey, freaks! I’m heading to my hometown of Cape May, New Jersey today and I’m so stoked. I miss my mama, dad, sister and…

You Down with OCD? Yeah, You Know Me

Do any of you heathens get psychotically psychotic with a certain outfit? I know I certainly do. I get OCD with clothing/accessories much like germaphobes…

Fast Cars & Fierce Shoes

Fast cars and fierce shoes go together like email spam and my mama opening it! So for my Audi Q7 collab with THE COLLECTION and World…