The Scoop on Goop Gift Miami

Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle website goop has introduced the masses to the vital importance of vaginal steaming and the use of jade eggs for tightening one’s hoo-ha. It has even touted the benefits of a little backdoor action.

So if you’re a devout fan of Paltrow’s TMI factor and unabashed outtakes on the taboo or one of the millions who just enjoys laughing at a successful, famous, rich and ridiculous person, I’ve got good news. On Thursday, Nov. 16Goop GIFT will be opening its first Miami pop-up shop in the Design District. Yes, the online world of goop will be available at your fingertips until  Sunday, Dec. 24.

You see, after opening the first goop GIFT pop-up store in Los Angeles last December, the lifestyle brand is returning this holiday season to bring their Gwyneth Paltrow-approved gifts to life in three new cities: Miami (whoop whoop!), New York City and Newport Beach.

I previewed the pink-swathed space today. Think of goop GIFT as the online world of goop, well, fully realized. Shop Lingua Franca cashmere sweaters ($400), goop X Christian Louboutin mini Mary Janes ($250), Ullo wine purifiers ($80), Paravel packing cubes ($55), Max Bone dog jumpers ($65), Pizzacraft Stovetop pizza ovens ($210) and more. 

And yes, there are jade eggs, too.

Photo by Ken Hayden

1 Comment

  1. Tanya
    November 14, 2017 / 8:44 pm

    Did you get the jade egg?

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