Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle website goop has introduced the masses to the vital importance of vaginal steaming and the use of jade eggs for tightening one’s hoo-ha. It has even touted the benefits of a little backdoor action.
So if you’re a devout fan of Paltrow’s TMI factor and unabashed outtakes on the taboo or one of the millions who just enjoys laughing at a successful, famous, rich and ridiculous person, I’ve got good news. On Thursday, Nov. 16, Goop GIFT will be opening its first Miami pop-up shop in the Design District. Yes, the online world of goop will be available at your fingertips until Sunday, Dec. 24.
You see, after opening the first goop GIFT pop-up store in Los Angeles last December, the lifestyle brand is returning this holiday season to bring their Gwyneth Paltrow-approved gifts to life in three new cities: Miami (whoop whoop!), New York City and Newport Beach.
I previewed the pink-swathed space today. Think of goop GIFT as the online world of goop, well, fully realized. Shop Lingua Franca cashmere sweaters ($400), goop X Christian Louboutin mini Mary Janes ($250), Ullo wine purifiers ($80), Paravel packing cubes ($55), Max Bone dog jumpers ($65), Pizzacraft Stovetop pizza ovens ($210) and more.
And yes, there are jade eggs, too.
Photo by Ken Hayden